Released: Feb 01st, 2006
Running Time: 115
Director: Thomas Zupko
Company: Excessive Entertainment
Distribution Companies: VCA
Cast: Jessica Kaine, Kelly Wells, Kris Slater, Seth Dickens, Mary Anne (I), Tony Tedeschi, Vanilla Skye, Michelle Lay, Mr. Marcus
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Butt Blassted Too! opens with what presumably is supposed to be a tease: Mary Anne mooshes her pussy around, sticks her fingers up her ass and murmurs that she wants "cock every day," over and over – and over. Who would find this arousing, I have no idea, but the repetition goes from dull to almost annoying eventually. Um, no time like the present - just get to the fucking.
It gets better once Kris Slater voraciously licks some bloody-looking red wine off her rump, and if viewers fast-forward through the rest of the mostly soft-on-inducing intros, they'll be treated to lots of hardcore anal, d.p., gape and jizz gargling.
The lovely Michelle Lay, who possesses a truly remarkable ass, cleans the camera lens with her spit and tongue before her buttocks blast; Jessica Kaine's tit play is very sexy, though she looks a little pained taking it up the pooper in her scene with Mr. Marcus's alarmingly large member. Kelly Wells pops some cum out of her ass, but similarly, whether she's enjoying it is up for interpretation.
But Blassted has one noteworthy element not present in enough pornos, in this reviewer's opinion: good-looking men. Master butt-blasters, indeed.
Retailing: Ass connoisseurs and customers with a fondness for the rougher stuff.