Ahh, to be Eastern European with a huge cock. All I would need to say is "Go here, and suck my dick," and hot Eastern European cooze would follow, mouth open. Or at least that's the moral I get from Good Things Cum in 3's.

Sadly, aside from the bizarre nature of culture clash (which dictates that it's somehow hot to watch two guys shoot cum into a motorcycle helmet), the feature is pretty darn run-of-the-mill. Even the gorgeous ladies can't save it from abject mediocrity.

You'd have to be a pretty big fan of foreign twat to get something more than mid-grade titillation from this one, however, that's some people's thing, and the ladies are, as I mentioned, pretty hot. And, the mastery (if you can call it that) of the actors over the English language adds some humor, at least.

Retailing: Fans of foreign pussy is the intended audience here, stock it for them.