Released: Feb 01st, 2006
Running Time: 120
Director: Wesley B
Company: West Coast Productions
Cast: Lily (I), Gianna, Crystal Heart, Chloe Dior, Lanna Peach, Jack Napier
Critical Rating: AAA
As a retailer, if you don't know what the "something" is about Jack you've missed the window of opportunity to cash in on prime 100% USDA horse cock. Unquestionably, there's more to come. (Have you ever seen a series retire gracefully instead of simply running out of steam?) Yet if subsequent outings play like volume 37, we say it's time to put the Seabiscuit out to pasture.
Aside from tepid heat throughout most of the vid, Napier's Sequoia-sized log remains a mere novelty. Not only is adequate staying power an issue, its emissions also lack the kind of explosive trajectory a viewer might rightly expect. More importantly, Napier is simply not a top stud. Instead of appearing laid back, he seems half-asleep.
Gianna and Chloe, both of whom sport big (authentic/fake) tits, seem to draw out the best Napier can give. Modest cleavage pops are the result. By the way, keep your eye on Lanna and Crystal. With a bit more experience, these two hotties have a bright future.
Retailing: Big beef and boobs for the super-size me crowd.