Released: Mar 01st, 2006
Running Time: 85
Director: Frank Thring
Company: Private U.S.A.
Distribution Companies: Pure Play Media
Cast: Chuck Loads, Simony Diamond, Frank Thring, Mike Foster, Matt Bird, Sylvia Saint, Johanna, Lara Stevens, George Uhl, Jay Lassiter, Liliane Tiger, Saana, Others
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Director Frank Thring tries to pack too much into this hodgepodge of talents and technical expertise. The mix of Lord of the Rings-like allusions are tied together with a confusing script and laughable acting, but this is all a means to tie together seven sex scenes that are edited to within an inch of their life. The sex moves too quickly and is often over before it starts. But the filming locations in Prague and New Zealand look fantastic, and the camerawork perfect.
The performers look great in their scenes; if only they were more interesting in their action. Most of the fucking is forgettable, if for no other reason than they are cut too short. There's some nice anal, but a lot of weak blowjobs. The closing threesome with Sylvia Saint is given the most time to develop, but down on the rocky ground her knees must have been most pained.
Pre-Nom Best Art Direction Video.
Retailing: For your features or SciFi shelves.