Celebrating the celebrated twin-twat tag team, Swank Raw Sex Trio rocks the style that involves two young ladies for every cock. Pretty much every man's fantasy.

The trouble is, sometimes, fantasy is better than reality, and, though the reality here is pretty, it's not often as hot as you'd expect from a title filled to the gills with pussy. Perhaps it's the demanding European patter from the director, making you feel like you're watching a training film from A Clockwork Orange. Or maybe it's the way that the girls are almost uniformly the same, even if they don't look the same.

No matter what it is, even if you can't put your finger on it, this title is almost startlingly average. There are hot chicks, like blonde Pamela and gorgeous Sandra DeMarco, and, if you're just watching for aesthetic, it will be nice for you. But most of us are looking for something hot that just won't come. Perfectly average.

Retailing: Euro fans might get something more out of it.