Released: Mar 01st, 2006
Running Time: 116
Director: Jim Powers
Company: JM Productions
Cast: Kelly Rose, Ariana Jollee, Julie Night, Jenner, Andrew Amoretti, Herschel Savage, Angelina Bonet, Ruby Red (II)
Critical Rating: AAA
When word of Swirlies first leaked several months ago, it sparked a measure of disgust among more some more middle-of-the-road elements here in Porn Valley.
Having now seen it, we can safely say that as anyone who has ever watched a Rocco tape can attest, there's really nothing new here other than naming an entire movie after the practice of post-facial toilet dunking and perhaps shooting it from below, inside the toilet.
Furthermore, the swirling composes only a small segment of each, generally rote suck/fuck/sodomize scene (Ariana's usual world class trash talking elevates hers above the others), and the girls actually seem to be in on the "joke."
In other words, hold the outrage.
Retailing: Perceived consumer shock value may make this a better-than-average mover.