Low production values and under-acting with an accent that screams Jersey. How sinister.

Yes, Submissive Page does get her ass rosy and bruised with spanks and still holds her booty high. Yes, Mistress Gemini is way into spitting, which is sexy. Yes, the electric shock thing is ridiculous. But despite all this, we're left ultimately bored.

Retailing: Stock as fetish filler if you must.