Populated by a bevy of babes fooling around inside a highly eclectic location (best described as psychedelic Goth), it's easy to like Carnal Desires. At first. After a scene or three it becomes apparent that [producers] Westgate and Ryan allowed style to overshadow content, which accounts for both an extra ratings bump and a minor sexual failure.

Essentially a lipstick-lesbian music video, Carnal Desires portrays most of the Sapphic options with casual impersonality. Strap-ons, oil massages and bondage-lite unspool more like a striking magazine layout than beat-off material - which may explain why Westgate, on the commentary track, constantly reminds the viewer how hot it was in person. (It only calls attention to the sheer irrelevance of porno commentary tracks!)

The Westgate/Moran encounter is probably the hottest of the girl-on-girl gropes. Decked out in a finely-tailored men's suit, the busty covergirl reveals that she's packing prodigious plastic penis, which Chrissy is eager to sample.

Further down the line a single B/G is performed by Price and Blade. It's hardly the most arousing scene ever shot, but at least it offers an alternative to continuous pussy-munching. (It may be worth noting that this is allegedly Price's first hetero hump.)

Retailing: For couples and professional art directors.