Released: May 01st, 2006
Running Time: 140
Director: El Greco
Company: Ultra Hard Films
Cast: Jordan Ray, Andrew (I), Kamila (I), Felix Vicious, Trista, Fiona, Others, Marissa Jayden, Jay Ashley
Critical Rating: AAA
Lord knows the porn biz has had its share of tongue-in-cheek productions, but rarely have they been quite so literal as Eat My Ass. Obviously, the best judge of its [potential] success is the retailer with excellent customer rapport. Woe to the unsuspecting viewer who might pick up the vid thinking that they're about to get an eyeful of delicate-as-a-kitten's winkie holes – only to be startled by this collection of babes chowing down on hairy dingleberry traps instead. (All the more shocked if they happen to own a big screen TV!)
Aside from male bung-tunggin? (of which there's more than enough) EMA2 is far from notable. With perfunctory sex and slim production values, Joe Average will have to be satisfied with the relatively fresh and very young-looking cast. Kamila opens the show freshly bound by rope, but that's as outré as it gets. Fiona's pale Goth appearance sets her apart from the other Valley chix, and she's moderately better in the sack as well.
Retailing: Crossover potential for jail-bait aficionados.