Released: Jun 01st, 2006
Running Time: 85
Company: Xplore Media Group
Cast: Damon (I), Star (I), Jessie (I), Tammy Park, Tatiana (I), Roxy (I), Summer Sage, Roger (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
"It's not a fly? It's a cum pocket!"
Indeed, amateur notions pervade this homegrown.com hirsute production; and all varieties of pairings are explored. Two heterosexual one-on-ones and as many lesbian affairs (with a solo performance at disc's end) clock just under an hour-and-a-half of untrained, first-timing action.
Asian cutie Tammy Park gets her thick, black bush pummeled and splooged upon by boyfriend Roger's man-sized erection; and Jessie follows suit, well-framed by Damon's POV camera skills. By Gum, cooters covered in cum are so much sloppier when expertly unshaven!
Betty O. and Summer Sage copulate on a red futon with strapped-on assistance, bettering the prior AYCE sink-top girl-girl pair. Exotic Tatiana is the hairiest harlot of all, performing alone, accompanied only by her lovely (read "sideshow scary") mustache and hairy legs. Hirsute suits her birthday suit, Sir!
Various editorial and navigational shortcomings negatively affect the experience, but not greatly so; and the bonus scene is a veritable (body-)slam-dunk!
Retailing: Sell this to amateur bushmasters and the like.