Released: Jun 01st, 2006
Running Time: 111
Company: Cherry Boxxx Pictures
Cast: Alexis Malone, Jolean, Kelly Anderson, Monica Mayhem, Others, Bianca Pureheart, Jordan Haze
Critical Rating: AAA
From cleverly titled porn house Cherry Boxxx Pictures comes Cream Filled Blondes. Not to be mistaken (via its misleading title) for an orchestral encore of the Internal Pops, the feature is little more than blowjobs, vaginal sex, and facial cumshots. "Cream Covered Blondes" would have been a more appropriate moniker.
Monica Mayhem interviews her bike-shop's newest potential employee, reminding him that "You gotta be badass if you wanna work here!" He shows her his tough-guy attitude, fucking her stupid on a modified "bumper"-billiard table and splooging on her face (and blue-streaked, platinum hair). He's hired, of course.
Natural-titted Alexis Malone and Bianca Pureheart provide the best scenes at disc's middle, while clit-pierced Jolean makes sparks fly with her ball-bejeweled, sac-pierced counterpart. It reminds one of running with a pocketful of change!
Without sub-divided chapters and significant extras, CFB is less than it might have been. Audio and video are decent, though plagued at times by the oft-experienced bloom effect.
Retailing: Pass along this dumb-blonde joke to those who like the tried-and-true.