Released: Jun 01st, 2006
Running Time: 136
Directors: T B Ivory Towers, Volicity Von, Delilah Strong, Wesley Pipes, Ty Michelle, Others, Stephanie Tripp
Company: West Coast Productions
Cast: Ty Michelle, Volicity Von, Delilah Strong, Stephanie Tripp, Wesley Pipes, Ivory Towers, Others
Critical Rating: AAAA
There are many questions as to the midday whereabouts of the dissatisfied housewife. Well, West Coast Productions knows where they go: Housewives go black!
In this, the series? fifth entry, voracious Volicity Von is the first to turn against her supposed husband, and does so with French-maid flair. Her man wants her to polish the furniture, but she'd rather polish some Johnson's Polish-sausage. Delilah Strong feels the same way, does the same thing; and tall, pale Ivory Towers takes a foot-long dong in her tiny hole.
Once you go black, you never go back, right, Mr. Pipes?
"That's right!" says Wesley. "That's right!"
Pre-nom for Pipes as Male Performer of the Year.
Retailing: Stock these stalks so you don't put ?em on blackorder.