At least the makers of this title are honest. They print Howard Stern's condemnation right on the front of the box: "The most repulsive porn I have ever viewed."

Here Cums John stars John The Stutterer, one of Howard Stern's disadvantaged Whack Pack, who is cursed with a speech impediment. He's not that good as a porn star either. Most of the girls stroke him or suck him. Tatiana Stone climbs on for a full-on ride.

Retailing: Although Here Cums John may not rank among the greatest disasters of our time, it's a train wreck plenty of Howard Stern fans will feel compelled to watch.