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Here Cums John

Released: Jul 01st, 2006
Running Time: 70
Director: Alan G
Company: Bluelight Films
Distribution Companies: Global Media
Cast: Ginger (I), Tatiana Stone, Kelly (I), Dylan Ryder, Jayleine Brock, Adriana (I)
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Genre: Gonzo

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Critical Rating: AA 1/2

At least the makers of this title are honest. They print Howard Stern's condemnation right on the front of the box: "The most repulsive porn I have ever viewed."

Here Cums John stars John The Stutterer, one of Howard Stern's disadvantaged Whack Pack, who is cursed with a speech impediment. He's not that good as a porn star either. Most of the girls stroke him or suck him. Tatiana Stone climbs on for a full-on ride.

Retailing: Although Here Cums John may not rank among the greatest disasters of our time, it's a train wreck plenty of Howard Stern fans will feel compelled to watch.


 

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Global Media
Bluelight Films
Tatiana Stone
Dylan Ryder
Adriana (I)
Ginger (I)
Kelly (I)
Jayleine Brock
Alan G

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