Released: Jul 01st, 2006
Running Time: 90
Director: Steve Austin
Company: Madness Pictures
Cast: Leah Luv, Stacy Thorn, Lexi Love, Victoria Lan, Kat (I), Marissa Jayden, Isis Love, Madeline Marks, Michelle Sweet, Brooke (I), Patricia Petite, Monique Madison
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Warning: those with big screen TVs may want to pop a Dramamine before projecting this material at 500 percent its actual size. We're not implying the videography is bad; far from it, but even viewers with small TVs will marvel at how much pussy can take up residence on their screens.
The close-ups are so detailed, in fact, that you can even count each individual stubble hair, which brings us to the conclusion that 12 Nasty Girls would make a great drinking game: Who has the most intimately shaven cooch? Who likes a finger up the ass? Who has the biggest joy buzzer? And so on.
Games like this may help pass the time, because as good as the vid gets, it's all pretty damned redundant after a while. In fact, the only scene that is a standout features Isis Love, who clutches an industrial-sized vibrator to produce a big stream of girly cum. Now pass the beer and get us an aspirin.
Retailing: Good stuff for solo fans.