Released: Jul 01st, 2006
Running Time: 163 Min.
Director: Joanna Angel
Companies: BurningAngel Entertainment, VCA
Cast: Sabrina Sparx, Dana DeArmond, James Deen, Kylee Kross, Pinky Lee, Mr. Marcus, Pixie Pearl, Charlotte Stokely, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
With Joanna's Angels 2, the triple-threat star of the franchise proves that she not only is far from a flash in the pan, but that she's cooked up probably the best and most limitless porn series in years. Joanna's Angels is, in our esteemed estimation, basically the Austin Powers of porn.
Here are some of the things Alt Throttle has to offer: Mr. Marcus as the president (of what is for you to decide, but he rules from the "Black House"), Dana DeArmondas his daughter (we won't spoil the joke regarding that at the end, but definitely listen out for it), an absolutely hysterical Tommy Pistol as the newest Angel (the guy is like Christian Slater, Jim Carrey and Steven St. Croix all rolled into one) and Charlotte Stokely as the evil mastermind behind the nefarious plot Joanna and crew have been recruited to thwart.
What is said nefarious plot, you ask? Well, Stokely has kidnapped DeArmond and instructed President Marcus that if he wants her back, he must rid the world of all things Alt. She was the most popular girl in high school, you see, and Joanna and her Altness are terribly threatening to her.
Along the way, Pistol gets himself into a pickle when he boinks record store employee Pixie Pearl (and it's one hot-ass boiking, too, we must say!) then skips out on cuddle time. And later, when he and Sabrina Sparx come to DeArmond's rescue, Ms. Internet Pornographer gives her first all-the-way sexual performance (that we've seen, anyhow), engaging in everything from puss-chowing to anal. And it's blistering.
Just about every sex scene here is fantastic, actually. But perhaps even more importantly, this is plain ol' good-time entertainment from beginning to end. What makes Joanna's voice such a bright one, in every sense of the word, is that rather than trying to speak to a narrow, nebulous Alt demographic, she's just out to please whoever might give her the time to do so. And she succeeds brilliantly.
Pre-noms: Best Coupling (Pearl & Pistol), Best Threeway (Sparx, DeArmond & Pistol), Best Actress (Angel), Best Actor (Pistol), Best Supporting Actor (Marcus), Best Screenplay (Angel), Best Director (Angel), Best Packaging, Best Music, Best Sex Comedy.
Retailing: Joanna's got a big fan base already, this'll just make it bigger.