Released: Aug 01st, 2006
Running Time: 52
Director: Margie Schnibbe
Company: Brink Films
Cast: Brittany Andrews, Lena Ramon, Kim Chambers, Caressa Kisses, Evan Stone, Mr. Marcus, Airforce Amy, Violet Blue, LaTia Lopez, Taylor Wane, Nick Manning, Anastasia Sands, Ron Jeremy, Shay Sights, Jeremy Steele (I), Bill Margold, Jessica Drake, Scott Styles, Teri Weigel, Dave Pounder, Sunset Thomas, Melissa Monet, Rebecca Lord, Kitten Natividad
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Seriously, have you ever wanted to know what sort of pet your favorite adult film star owns? If you have, then Porn Star Pets is for you. A look at the pets of the men and women who fuck for a living, this is a feature devoid of porn or nudity, but full of fur.
The best pet here is Cherry the Turtle, already a star from The Surreal Life, this little guy belongs to the one and only Ron Jeremy. Ron, as always, is fun to watch onscreen no matter what, but the rest of this is almost painfully boring, unless you're REALLY into animals, and not in the way that you'd most likely be into animals to make this interesting.
Since there is literally no comparison whatsoever to determine the value of this feature, there's no choice but to deem it average.
Retailing: Tough sell. Perhaps pet lovers will like it?