As far as trampling titles go, Lessons in Trample is right there in the middle featuring a dude named Tread who, for the most part, spends an hour lying on his back as two angst-filled young ladies walk barefoot – and heeled – all over his bare chest.

Sometimes the girls hop up and down on him. Others times, they sit on his face and cut off his air supply with their crotches. They also pop balloons on him and stuff their feet in his mouth. And they give each other piggyback rides while continuing to trample him.

Oh the stories he'll tell his grandkids.

Retailing: Where else? The Trampling dept.