Released: Aug 01st, 2006
Running Time: 174
Director: Devlin Weed
Company: Darkside Entertainment
Cast: Arcadia, Mr. Marcus, Dena Cali, Ice LaFox, Sledge Hammer, LT, Sophia Castello, Devlin Weed, Johnny Zen, Ayana Angel, America
Critical Rating: AAAA
Stylish and expertly crafted, the Devlin Weed-directed Tailz From the Darkside is an objectively high-brow porno of low-brow subjectivity. The themed gangsta scenes are reaper-heavy and comical, encompassing five tales over almost three hours.
Sophia Castello robs a Pakistani clerk and ducks into a Hummer H2, promising the driver a hummer to hide her. At gunpoint, he complies. Skinny America is greeted by home-invading Mr. Marcus, and delivery-girl Ice La Fox gets pounded into packing-foam.
The last scene is best, as sexy Arcadia follows Dena Cali and Ayana Angel, getting caught and cooked by a pair of monk-robe-wearing musclemen.
Pre-nom for Best Ethnic-Themed Release.
Retailing: Stock it, lest ye be the next tale from the Darkside!