Former gymnast Vanessa Lane is The Contortionista, and the elaborate yoga-like positions her extremely pliable, perfect bod twist into during her two sex scenes here are unlike anything this reviewer's ever seen before. They're really more of a gimmick than a genuine turn on (on the other hand, maybe there are some contortion fetishists out there just dying for this), but nonetheless, you really have to give Skeeter credit for managing to come up with something new, not an easy trick in 12,000-plus-a-year-release Porn Valley.

The other female cast members aren't former gymnasts, so their scenes are contortion-challenged, even though, as irony would have it, a fetished-out Sierra Sinn's rectal rootering by Mark Wood is the most wankable.

As usual with Skeeter, there's smoking fetish and lots of big gape sodomizing throughout. His on-camera raps are as inspired as always; his off-camera audible direction isn't something we really need to hear.

Retailing: Skeeter's back and should still have a fan base.