Released: Sep 01st, 2006
Running Time: 97
Director: Mark Kismet
Company: Hustler Video
Cast: Cali Cums, Jenner, Christian XXX, Lori Lust, Scott Lyons, Veronica Rayne, Jack Lawrence, Franchezca Valentina, Sascha, Sandy Simmers
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
This fifth installment of the pornographic take-off of ABC's hit show Desperate Housewives highlights Hustler Video's HouseWhores, and the 97-minute video features five older sluts who love to wear their marital jewelry whilst fucking strangers and their husbands? friends.
Franchezca Valentina gets it in a porn-noir doctor's office, RCG-ing on the tabletop before a poster of the respiratory system; and – after straight standing-vaginal – Christian XXX beats off into her open mouth. Cali Cums wins applause as she's granted her sweepstaking Hustler makeover, and she screws Jenner for the pearly prize. Veronica gets both kinds of facials in part three, and her anal encounter is the DVD's only such penetration. Sandi Summers and Lori Lust are last to cheat, the former on a zebra sheet while the latter fucks in a forested set's artificial moonlight.
Uninspired extras add nothing to the package, but polished presentation and content hold back ample despair.
Retailing: For fans of Hustler and spoof-titled wall-to-wallers.