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John Holmes The Orgy Machine

Released: Oct 01st, 2006
Running Time: 63
Company: Caballero
Cast: Claire McCall, Tracii Foxx, Uschi Digart, Melinda Curry, John C. Holmes, Others, Linda Porter, Brad Fornier
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Golden Age

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Critical Rating: AAA

Mad genius Werner Von Sperm has created a dastardly sex ray that he can train on anyone in the world and make people so crazy with desire that they're compelled to fornicate immediately. The doctor's goal is to get all citizens under his control so that governments will pay him to shut the machine off and let people get back to work.

It's a novel idea, but there isn't a whole lot of substance to this old-school release. However, viewers will be reminded (somewhat fondly) of a simpler time when porn was in its early development as an art form.

Eight scenes are crammed into an hour, and that's something that one would be hard-pressed to find in a present-day production. The scenes are loaded with too many close-ups, and there isn't actually much "orgy" in the orgy machine, but there are memorable moments nonetheless, especially when John Holmes unleashes his massive meat upon eager women in two sessions, and big-busted legend Uschi Digart gets enthusiastically boned.

Retailing: Fans feeling nostalgic will benefit.


 

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Caballero
Claire McCall
Tracii Foxx
Uschi Digart
Melinda Curry
John C. Holmes
Others
Linda Porter
Brad Fornier

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