Clever reviews are directly proportional to the material they're evaluating – which is, we don't mind saying, a rather clever way to imply that hand job titles are far from innovative. To all but their target audience they seem as superfluous as firing off a cap gun directly after a nuclear strike.

As in previous volumes, the girls (all young and generally pretty) "cheat" by allowing some cleavage humping and asshole chafing into the mix. Who would possibly mind, except for the most myopic jerkoff (ahem) enthusiast? Look around carefully, there's gotta be at least a few trolling the aisles of your store.

Note: unless viewers select "Play All," the screen recycles back to the main DVD menu between each friggin? segment – a real pain in the ass.

Retailing: Someone may find the extensive bloopers to be amusing.