Rude Britannia has teamed up with Erotic Flesh Productions to bring you the second most popular European sport behind soccer: English soccer moms!

Dressed in red lingerie, Linda Bonetti – surprisingly – gets boned in scene one. More surprisingly, however, it's not by a real cock; and she masturbates with a clear yellow dilly whilst recalling a sloppy, shower-stall blowjob. Fake-titted Rebecca Jane Smyth is pounded with her panties on, and highlight Samantha Bond vibes her clit in part three. Mynxxx queefs and claims, "That's one fucking juicy fucking wet cunt" before continuing to ride; and house-mother Pascal White is last. Also, for fans of foreign aural sex, there's lots of chitchat throughout.

Of course, since the disc isn't structured for credited specifics, all the aforementioned might be slightly mixed up. There are no extras, either.

Retailing: Sell to cocky fans of cockney British cocks and box.