We like squirting, we really do, but as a verisimilar sexual response to impassioned stimulation, not as a circus routine. With the Reverse Bukkake, that's all it is: One girl after another stepping up to the plate to frig whatever juice she can muster out of her twat, then moving along. And it grows repetitive very quickly.

Because Ashley Blue is at the helm, and she recruited a girl or three of some noteworthiness to partake in the proceedings, we give this a bonus point. But how it could hold the erectile attention of any stroker for very long at all is beyond us.

Retailing: For the squirting-obsessed.