Never underestimate this industry's almost frightening capacity for abject cluelessness. Case in point: Itty Bitty White Titty, which is neither tiny nor white. Unless we've grown cataracts overnight, fake boobs are far from "itty bitty" and Nautica Binx is still black.

Those facts should please an entirely different set of fans, so pray for crossover potential. Actually, even though Binx is miscast, her sweaty ebony efforts are worthwhile – as is the sweet nectar produced by Cytherea, who squirts under the ministrations of Buné's lucky bone. These segments (coincidentally, featuring girls with real boobs!!!) make one forget that generic sets and mediocre videography permeate the vid. Trust us, the effect is temporary.

Retailing: A little coffee in the cream can't hurt.