Released: Nov 14th, 2007
Running Time: 251 Min.
Director: Mike Quasar
Company: Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Cast: Regan Reese, Holly Morgan, Audrey Bitoni, Zoe Britton, Cassie Young, Rebecca Linares, Mikayla (I), Amber Rayne, Kellemarie, Franchezca Valentina, Heidi Mayne, Stephanie Swift, Nikki Benz, Annette Schwarz, Puma Swede, Riley Evans, Abbey Brooks, Lena Nicole, Francesca Lé
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
And for girl/girl title of the year, folks, we have a winner! OK, OK, that's not to be construed in any way, shape or form as a promise, but we will say that if this third and easily best Girlvana so far doesn't at least garner a nom or two in the All-Girl categories of our awards this year ... well, this reviewer will be very, very nonplussed.
In any event, like its predecessors, Girlvana 3 comes in a two-disc set with yin-or-yang offerings on each. In this case, disc one features all blondes, while disc two serves up only brunettes. Each is framed around the premise of "a day at" one grand mistress' house - Kellemarie hosting the blondies, and Francesca Lé the raven-tops.
Now, adding to the superiority of this fine, fine release is the fact that that it happens to be the first from Zero Tolerance issued in a high-definition version, namely on HD DVD. So if you've got the means, you can see all this lip-smacking action as if it was going down (excuse the pun) right there in front of your wank-happy eyes.
And as to said action ... who wins out between the blondes and the brunettes? Well that, of course, is in the eye of the beholder, but for yours truly, the latter have it hands down. And though it's incredibly difficult to choose one scene out of that bunch as a beats-all, we're inclined to ever-so-squeakingly concur with Lé's assertion before the last scene that, "I've saved the best for last" - the match-up in question being between herself and fellow seasoned veteran Stephanie Swift. Simply put, these two put on a master class in How It's Done.
Pre-noms: Best All-Girl Scene (Lé & Swift), Best All-Girl Release, Best All-Girl Series.
Retailing: The third time truly is a charm.