Released: May 01st, 2008
Running Time: 140 Min.
Company: Sin City Entertainment
DVD Extras: Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Ben English, Carmella Bing, Dirty Harry, Daphne Rosen, Scott Lyons, Carson Carmichael, Lee Stone, Echo Valley, Kayla Kleevage, Anna Nova, Jay Lassiter, Ava Devine, Eden (I), Buster Good
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Big Bust
What does an anal cream pie and subsequent felching (i.e., spent ass-jizz ingested by a second party) have to do with tits? Not a damned thing, but we're sure glad this nasty business was included in Tittanic. Otherwise, the negatives would have outweighed the positives.
Specifically, two scenes are incorrectly transferred (stretched from standard screen to wide), rendering them unwatchable. While the Titanic tit factor is undeniable, there's seemingly not a single real breast in the bunch. Come on people, throw us a bone! Not all boob-tubers go head over heels for the store-bought variety.
Best scenes: Rick Masters with his head stuck in the cavernous cleavage of Eden and Kayla Kleevage. Runner up is a d.p. Daphne Rosen receives from Dirty Harry and friend. A bit of MILF action plus deep throatin' also helps save the day.
Retailing: Huge not-so-natural boobs and varied action.