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Once Upon a Crime

Released: Apr 01st, 2008
Running Time: 88 Min.
Director: David Stanley
Company: Wicked Pictures
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurettes, Biography(ies), Bonus Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Lindsey Meadows, Barrett Blade, Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, August, Kirsten Price, Ryder Skye
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

Kirsten Price writes children's books, but at present, "inspired" by her sleazebag husband Barrett Blade, she's apparently working on a porn version of Bee Movie (with Lindsey Meadows rotating the royal honeypot nicely on Eric Masterson's stinger).

Dialog's kept to a minimum as Kirsten exchanges steamy glances with maid August, gardener Randy Spears orgasms watching them both — and Kirsten's imagination has both of their bee personas pleasuring her on the royal throne with reverse cowgirl and horsie.

But when Kirsten finds that Barrett's been stepping out on her with stripper Ryder Skye, the pollen hits the fan — and suddenly, it turns out that nobody's as clueless (or Hispanic) as they originally appear to be.

Best line: "You learn a whole lot about a person when you wash their dirty clothes."

Retailing: A bit slow-moving, but good couples fare.


 

Related Content:

Wicked Pictures
Lindsey Meadows
Barrett Blade
Randy Spears
Eric Masterson
August
Kirsten Price
Ryder Skye
David Stanley

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