Released: Apr 14th, 2008
Running Time: 150 Min.
Director: Rick Davis
Company: Smash Pictures
DVD Extras: Wall to Wall Option
Cast: Jordan Ash, Kacey Jordan, Alex Gonz, Emma Ray, Derrick Pierce, Jack Venice, Kelly Skyline, Cheyne Collins, Dakoda Brookes, Sophie Perez
Critical Rating: AAA
Holy cow! There's a DVD menu feature on here that is absolutely indispensable to your customers. It provides an option to watch "the story" ... or simply bypass what interminable ad-libbed bullshit that passes for a plot — and go directly to the action. Thank you, Jesus! (In our dreams, every DVD would come equipped in this manner.)
Unfortunately we had to check out TI5 in its entirety just to come to the [inevitable] conclusion that it has nothing to do with the glitzy, star-studded singing competition on TV. (Even that rotting old chestnut "the handyman" scenario makes an appearance.) The good news is that TI5 is chock fulla adorable, mouth-watering under-21's who do what they're required to with some degree of ability and, on occasion, heat. Perez, Skyline and Jordan are standouts.
Retailing: New faces, tiny titties and a fold-out box cover.