Released: Apr 10th, 2008
Running Time: 179 Min.
Director: Brandon Iron
Company: Brandon Iron Productions
Distribution Companies: JM Productions
Cast: Joe Blow, Kyle Stone (I), Johnny Fender, Melissa Julianna, Mike Hash, Dirty Harry, Jennifer Dark, Taylor Mae, Dick Nasty, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brandon Iron, Jerri Lee, Allie Foster, Tom Byron, Steve Holmes (I), Barbie Addison, Others
Critical Rating: AAA
You can’t judge a book by a cover, particularly with this disjointed assortment of fuck scenes that range from a circus act to the mundane.
We open with a reported 38-load circle jerk that leaves Melissa Juilianna with a beer cup full of spunk that would have made American Pie’s Stiffler proud. Jennifer Dark is a seductive fucker, but again the May-December allure of the title is never realized as the stud appears to be very close in age.
Even the ageless XXX icon Tom Bryon, while probably truly twice the age of partner Allie Foster (who gets bukkaked in a circle jerk later), still looks too close in age, and appears as nothing more than a stunt cock in a subdued coupling.
The Taylor Mae scene is good, as is the Barbi Addison and Jerri Lee threeway (and it actually follows the title motif).
Retailing: Those looking for age-difference erotica will only find willing starlets in a variety of sexual scenarios.