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Released: Jul 08th, 2008
Running Time: 82 Min.
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Notorious Productions
Cast: Dave Hardman, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline, Christie Lee, Dirty Harry, Herschel Savage, Tyla Wynn
Critical Rating: AA
"Boy the way Glenn Miller played ... songs that made the Hit Parade ... guys like us, we had it made ... those were the days!" Well at least Archie and Edith had nostalgia on their side. This All in the Family bears no resemblance to classic TV shows nor hot sex films of the 70s, which made up in style what they lacked in explicit videography.
While the latter element is Powers' stock in trade, we can't even say there's a single shot here which cums off as authentic. Trite dialogue scenes pad out an already sub-normal running time for the action; none of which would be remotely interesting if not for the cast of youngsters with pliable assholes. Taken as a whole they still can't touch shapely Sally Struthers in her pre-carbohydrate years.
Excessively pixilated compression makes the whole thing look even cheaper than it is.
Retailing: Youth filler for meatheads only.