Released: May 14th, 2007
Running Time: 139 Min.
Company: Combat Zone
Cast: Byron Long, Sledge Hammer, Malia, Tatiana Brown, Sushi, Rock (II), Joachim, L.T., Dreamer, Leilani Lovitt, Nuptia
Critical Rating: AAA
Everybody makes stupid mistakes from time to time. Not everyone makes them available for public consumption - except in the adult biz, where quality control is just a spin on the roulette wheel. How could it not be obvious to Dubb (or editor Fly) that two scenes are incorrectly mastered? The aspect ratio was shot in widescreen 16 x 9 but squeezed into 1:1.3 TV standard. In less technical terms, the two most attractive babes on the vid (Tatiana Brown and Leilani Lovitt, yum!) are wasted. Well, maybe viewers can cock their heads at a 45-degree angle and squint, but it's not recommended for jerking off.
What's left are a few average humps with average-looking performers. The best scenario occurs in a classroom. Long and Hammer play a pair of long-winded teachers; issuing a double pop quiz to Dreamer.
Retailing: Ethnic filler.