Only a mere three years too late to ride the coattails of a certain geisha-related mainstream memoir, this release is more slippery than it is wet; i.e. not so tsunami-like until the final segs (which feature Mandy and Katherine tag-teaming a dude who enjoys a soaking quim so much he may as well try out for the off-Broadway revival of Singin' in the Rain). Alas the girls don't work with each other much so this threesome is not as lubricated as it might've been.

Britney opens the floodgates a number of times with her anonymous partner, capping off a tepid release with good vibes of womanly waves.