The Big Butt Auditions have arrived in Atlanta, and while not everybody is a good loser, the four finalists are certainly qualified winners.
All body shapes, sizes, and types compete on even ground here, with the bounteous booty being a prized commodity that inspires a male judge from each scene to take the successful candidate not so much under his wing as his hip and pelvis.
Ahnyjah Black is the first contestant in this beauty — or, more accurately, 'booty' — contest, and it’s weird to hear her firm, 20-year-old boobs marveled over as though she were much older. May’s ass is so perfect that she’s accused of having it surgically enhanced.
Taquila gets her caboose lotioned, Kiwi gets hers oiled, and Renea Jacobs wears a split crotch catsuit that guarantees Brian Pumper has proper access to her double bubbles.
There’s plenty of fun here, and it’s nice to see truly big butts earning their righteous praise.
Retailing: Butts for days, for those who like ’em phat and juicy.