Released: Aug 21st, 2007
Running Time: 101
Director: Slain Wayne
Companies: Pariah Pictures, JM Productions
Cast: Gigantua, Luscious Lopez, Jaguar, Aaliyah Jolie, Anastazia
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
If judging by novelty standards, Black Monster Dicks should be near the top of the list.
The veracity of actually finding a trio with two-foot cocks is somewhat questionable. They all clutch their junk at the base — which might indicate that a prosthetic is being used — but in any event, the effect is still the same. Eroticism per se is not even on the table.
To ignore the series because it isn’t arousing is to deny its value. We’re sure that bachelor parties and spring breaks across America will be enthralled with this. After the Marlie Jane’s sidesaddle d.p. encounter, you’d expect it to taper off. No way — Aaliyah Jolie receives her d.p. in jackhammer position, while guy number three barely has to bend down for her to suck him off. More jizz pours out of these pythons than one would think humanly possible!
Pre-nom: Most Outrageous Scene (Jolie).
Retailing: Prime novelty material.