If somebody gave awards for meaningless title names made even sillier by illegible fonts, Ooowee is an instant winner. (Expect your customers to walk up to the counter asking for "Coozle" or "Goozle.") As a sex release, no awards will be handed out today.

There’s bigg azz a’plenty, no doubt about it — however the heat is inconsistent. What’s there is good, but as the action drags on it becomes apparent that some judicious trimming would’ve, well, carved off the excess fat on a few meaty scenes.

Retailing: BBW/big azz/ethnic