Ass Squirts

Released: Aug 21st, 2007
Running Time: 129
Director: Thomas Zupko
Company: Extreme Associates
Cast: Paris Gables, Valentino (I), Brett Rockman, Rick Masters, Missy Monroe, Amber Rayne, Diablo (I), Lisa Ann, Felony (III)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: All-Sex

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There are two things you can count on when it comes to the movies of Thomas Zupko: anal sex and endless ranting about religion.

To whom, exactly, Zupko is preaching has always been unclear, and stuff like a deformed midget hanging off a cross doesn't seem to serve any larger purpose than to be freaky for freaky's sake.

That said, there's some solid anal here, with big-tit slattern Felony taking it high and hard.

And let's not overlook the main activity: ass "squirting." There is liquid aplenty spewed from these sphincters, and you'll find a few scenes to capture your imagination, until all the sophomoric anti-religion imagery just gets too lame to be entertaining.

Hey, if religion's not your thing, do what most people do: Just ignore it and enjoy the ass fucking.

Retailing: Anal squirting with way too much harping about religion.