A more appropriate title for this release would be Fat Old German Men with Younger Girls Who Obviously Need Easy Cash. (That, or Fatherland Knows Breast.) There isn't a minute in which any of these fraulein fatales appear to be aroused; in fact the same can be said for the Hindenburg-sized Huns who — despite their nominal erections — often appear more lifeless than the Weimar Republic. Well, perhaps they were "chust followink orderz."

The first gent is so tubby that when engaged in missionary position the footage defaults to softcore. All for naught... 'coz the climax is actually an anti-climax. Subsequent couplings fare better in a technical sense, (hence two A's out of nein) but remain just as sexually inert for the unlucky dumbkoff who stumbles over this DVD.