The Dirty Facts of Life

Released: Nov 25th, 2008
Running Time: 106 Min.
Director: Oren Cohen
Distribution Companies: Abigail Productions
DVD Extras: Trailer(s)
Cast: Lindsey Meadows, Jada Fire, Annabelle Lee, Lexi Bardot, Raquel Divine, Jordan Kingsley
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Feature

SYNOPSIS

Lesbian spoof of the '80s sitcom Facts of Life.

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Critical Rating: AAAA

Oh my, the double entendres just keep on coming, and so do the girls of the Eastwood school in this spoof of the campy '80s sitcom suggested by the title. In this version, the girls are all lesbians and so is their den mother, Mrs. Gariss.

The excellent screenplay replicates the zaniness of the original sitcom. The girls overhear Mrs. Gariss appreciating a plumber's “big tools” and assume that she’s gone straight. Determined to convert Mrs. Gariss back to the Sapphic sisterhood, the girls attempt to seduce her but to no avail. Finally, the girls confess their concerns, which leads to a group orgy.