Company: Freaky Deaky Entertainment
Cast: Justice Young, Krystal Jordan, Johnny Castle, Emily Evermoore, Courtney Simpson, Sasha Knox, James Deen, Will Powers, Allison Pierce
Critical Rating: AAA
In this day and age, is there anyone in America who remotely considers the activities of frat boys to be cool?
It seems unlikely that many in this assembled cast attended college, let alone finished high school. But, c'mon, it's a porn movie. Reality shouldn't enter the picture.
The overall aesthetic guidelines seem to have been lifted directly from a "Girls Gone Wild" infomercial: dopey chicks, obnoxious dudes with bad haircuts, and sex acts that you've seen a million times before.
Separately, these things aren't so bad. Combined, the annoyance factor jumps exponentially.
On a bright note, Courtney Simpson is pretty cute. How much did she make for plooking this bunch of doofuses?
Retailing: For fans of the Girls Gone Wild crowd.