Released: Apr 16th, 2009
Running Time: 106 Min.
Director: Glenn Baren
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
DVD Extras: Biography(ies), Fetish Menus, Outtakes
Cast: Kyle Stone (straight), Jack Lawrence, Lena Hawkins, Brad Hardy, Lee Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Rosario Stone, Monica Morales, Gabriella Romano, Amina Amore
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Watch Gabriella Romano spread her legs for her man just to pay him back for a new pair of heels. Sexy Lena Hawkins doesn't like the shitty tip she gets from Jack Lawrence but she knows what to do — milk his cock dry till he gives up the money! Rosario Stone's English lessons are expensive, until she figures a way to get them free. Fuck the teacher's brains out! Amina Amore wants Tony to buy her oranges, so she spreads her legs and gives him the ripest fruit money can buy. Any price is worth the sweet taste of Latin pussy!
Years ago the Kick Ass Commandments (all natural/all naked/no condoms) reset the pornographic limbo bar, but every once in a while it's healthy to jazz up the routine. With Baren at the helm that's pretty unlikely. His directorial canon is much like Johnson's baby shampoo: lather, rinse, repeat — and no more tears! That is to say ... it's always dependable ... yet mild and predictable.
Kyle Stone adds a dash of foot fetishism to his romp with Romano, while the other Stones — Rosario and Lee — rock 'n roll with some fine gynecological gymnastics. However it's a Tedeshi/Amore hookup that (despite its “Mister, wanna buy a bag of oranges?” scenario) actually clocks in as the hottest hookup, chemistry-wise. Unfortunately, while all the other gals take hot shots in the mouth, Amore avoids them like the INS.