Released: May 06th, 2009
Running Time: 62 Min.
DVD Extras: Bonus Scenes, Trailer(s)
Cast: Jayden James, Alex Gonz, Hung Wei Lo, Alec Knight, Ryder Skye, Danny Wilde, Michael (I), Taylor Starr, Charles Dera, Milan (I), Jack Lawerce
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Captain's Log 02-24-3010: Captain Dirk is sent on a mission to planet Nofun where the crew must battle a mutant named Gore. However, Scotty beams Captain Dirk to the wrong dimension where he meets a Vocado — who proceeds to show him their highly sexual culture. Dirk bangs the Orion girl before making it back to the Starship Intercourse. Captain Dirk then heads to the medical bay to check Uhora who has succumbed to a serious case of "The Small Cocks." The Captain then finds himself in a holding cell with Shock and a female Stringon named Huge Rak. Captain Dirk manages to barter sex for inside information from the Stringon. Join the crew of the USS Intercourse on their journey through the galaxy like never before...
From the moment that those almost familiar notes play, viewers with a love of the original "Star Trek" series will know that they have entered a world where fanfic meets video — and the result is wonderfully transgressive.
Naturally, there’s a campy feel throughout the slightly more than one hour episode, but the Trek essentials remain: a sexually insatiable captain who can fuck a green alien chick just as easily as he can wrestle a green alien monster, an affectionately cranky doctor with no choice but to bang some life back into a suddenly listless chief communications officer, and a usually logical half-breed second-in-command who can turn the sexual crank on a cunning and busty alien vixen.
The races have been changed to protect the writers and producers, but the fun is the same — only far more graphic.
Some extras, performer credits and still galleries would have made this even better, but those who love the campy goodness that is a matte painted background and cardboard spaceship interior will be in Risa.