Released: May 26th, 2009
Running Time: 103 Min.
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Company: New Sensations
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scenes, Dolby Digital, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Thea Marie, Missy Stone, Alexis Texas, James Deen, Jack Lawrence, Ashlynn Brooke, Shane Diesel, Tori Black, Kris Slater, Tommy Gunn, Joanna Angel, Ralph Long
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
There's only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital ... a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN's Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young and hung doctor DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital's staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines. New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious and filthy Scrubs: A XXX Parody.
This very deft take-off on the long-running TV sitcom captures the show’s zany, hyper-ironic, off the wall humor its fans seem to love.
James Deen as “D.J.” nails the character’s quizzical, slightly dopey innocence. In a flashback to his med school days, we see him in a three-way with Alexis Texas and Joanna Angel, with some high-chemistry anal sex between him and frequent partner Angel.
Ralph Long is funny as “The Janitor,” D.J.’s freaky nemesis who seems irresistible to the nurses — Missy Stone plays the one who snags him. Tori Black looks glamorous and sleek as “Jordana,” ex-wife of senior physican “Barry,” well-played by Jack Lawrence. The bickering couple have another good sex scene.
The pleasant surprise is Shane Diesel, whose acting — let alone comedy — skills have rarely been put to the test. As D.J.’s buddy “Dirk” he tosses off his one-liners with the requisite cool and, of course, delivers sexually too. Thea Marie, as his Latina girlfriend “Marla,” takes his monster cock easily.
Ashlynn Brooke, deglamourized as a working nurse but still beautiful and hot, plays D.J.’s love object. She’s in the final three-way with Deen and a bandana-headed Kris Slater as wise-ass physician “The Tedd.” The scene, and movie, has a terrific punchline.
The direction by Lee Roy Myers is expert. The camera setups and framings, the jump cuts and sfx gags, are spot-on imitations of the constantly surprising "Scrubs" style. And he clearly knows how to get the best out of his actors — there’s not one wrong note.
This parody, in fact, looks so much like a real sitcom that it sets one to musing about what an actual TV show with hardcore sex would look like.