Released: Jun 29th, 2009
Running Time: 143 Min.
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Company: New Sensations
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurettes, Bonus Footage, Bonus Scenes, Dolby Digital, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Ashlynn Brooke, Shawna Leneé, Eric John, Evan Stone, Cassandra Calogera, London Keyes, Tony DeSergio, James Deen, Natalie Norton, Sasha Grey, Kristina Rose, Sadie West
Non-sex Roles: J. Walker, Steve Pomerants, Others
Critical Rating: AAAA
What's the deal with Seinfeld: A XXX Parody? The deal is that it's going to be scorching hot! It's also going to be hilarious! And it's most definitely going to be yada yada yada! From New Sensations, the studio that brought you the hit movies The Office: a XXX Parody and Scrubs: a XXX Parody, comes an adult version of the most popular comedy television series of all time, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Jerry got it on with Elaine, or if Kramer stumbled into a three-way with two of the biggest names in porn, or if Jerry's ex-girlfriend's breasts really were "real and spectacular," then this is the movie for you!
Several favorite characters and plotlines from the Seinfeld annals are lumped together into this pornified "episode" of the revered show. Though all the principals are cast uncannily well, at least physically speaking, it's Kristina Rose who shines through most, her turn in the Elaine role proving a pleasant and spot-on surprise.
The main thread involves her feud with the "Porn Nazi" (Evan Stone), whose Draconian ways also lead "Crammer" (Eric John) to shoot his own X-rated flick. The sex itself is mostly of serviceable caliber, with a distinct standout dispatched by Stone and Ashlynn Brooke, in their very first scene together.