Released: Jul 20th, 2009
Running Time: 218 Min.
Director: Mike John
Companies: Mike John Productions, Jules Jordan Video
Distribution Companies: Jules Jordan Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Widescreen
Cast: Hooks, Evie Delatosso, Mr. Marcus, Mark Zane, Avy Scott, Tim Von Swine, Rachel Love, Johnny Fender, Aiden Starr, Aurora Snow, Mike John, Sean Michaels, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Katie St. Ives
Critical Rating: AAA
"Sack Lunch" and a side of pigsauce for Aiden! Porn pro Aurora Snow sure can bang and blow! Evie D enjoys a wild hogride! Slutty Avy just loves that black cock gravy! No stranger to "Schween" ... see Katie's 1st scene! Dick lover Rachel gets pussy-packed and a mouthful of Mike spuzz!
The action in Jerk Off Material 3 is as utilitarian as its title—no frills and straight to the point. The cast, for the most part, is unremarkable, with the exception of the exceptionally cute Katie St. Ives in what is touted as her very first scene. With her short brown hair, blue eyes and pert natural tits, Katie delivers the goods with an exuberance that can only be described as youthful. After two—count ‘em, two—POV scenes, Katie takes on three dudes who, after prolonged banging, successfully glaze her smiling mug (with one extra pop thrown in for good measure).
The formula—POV poking, then straight up porn shooting—continues throughout the rest of the two-disc set, but none of the scenes are quite as engaging as the first—though Aurora Snow taking it up the pooper from Sean Michael has its awe-inspiring moments. The extras are equally as Spartan as the movie itself. All in all, the movie lives up to its name, which is a pretty pedestrian promise when it comes to porn, so no harm done.