Green Card Cuties

Released: Jul 27th, 2009
Running Time: 99 Min.
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Immoral Productions
Distribution Companies: Pure Play Media
Cast: Victoria Rose, Larissa Dee, Jenny Baby, Johnny Thrust (I), Eric Swiss, Otto Bauer, Honey Winter, Renata Black, Dieter Von Stein, Scott Stone
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Gonzo

SYNOPSIS

Ugly Americans defile Eastern Europe's finest daughters. They're out to fuck their way to the USA. Porno Dan and Jim Powers invade Berlin. After this they're going to be putting the Berlin Wall back up. Do you want an Eastern European concubine yourself?

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This movie was originally shot for the Web; we could do without the blatant yet brief ad for the website that appears within each scene, but that’s a minor gripe. The lighting isn’t very good but the sex certainly is, and the cast is stacked with beautiful young Eastern European women.

The concept spoofs a mail order bride business, introducing each scene with information about each girl. Then the narrator, in heavily accented English, says “Now check out her fuck,” and the action begins. These Euro-whores are more than happy to do anything a guy could possibly want—for a green card.