Released: Aug 04th, 2009
Running Time: 125 Min.
Director: Glenn Baren
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Biography(ies), Fetish Menus
Cast: Mikey Butders, Justin Long, Natalia Rossi, Aiden Starr, Nikki Rhodes, Christopher Sachi, Misty Stone, Victoria Lawson, Evan Stone, Andy San Dimas
Critical Rating: AAAA
Sure, we all want to be macho music love gods and have sexy women blubbering incoherent words of amour at our feet. Some of us take guitar lessons to get started. Others grow their hair like rock musicians. And some work in a combination of both with the end result being what you see in this movie. Of course, if you're bald and have no hands, you're at a distinct disadvantage making this formula work for you. If that's the case, just sit back and watch wishfully. It's probably the only shot at true happiness you've got.
With all the reality-show touches cribbed from the Bret Michaels show Rock of Love, and some fantastic sex, Kick Ass Pictures’ foray into the parody arena works on every level. Evan Stone is predictably funny as the washed up rock star running through six girls until one ends up his winning mate.
If the sight of lovely Nikki Rhodes’ luscious red pubes getting pumped by Mikey Buters doesn’t get you going, there’s at least three other scorching sex scenes that should, including Evan Stone’s scene with Misty Stone and the girl/girl chomp-fest with Andy Sam Dimas and Victoria Lawson. But Nikki really should be enough.
Production values are fine, there’s a neat original song called “Crock of Love” and the bloopers included in the extras provide some nice behind-the-scenes insights.