Released: Sep 09th, 2009
Running Time: 126 Min.
Director: Cindy Behr
Company: Bluebird Films
DVD Extras: Cumshot Recap, Fetish Menus, Still Gallery(ies), Widescreen
Cast: Tony James, Wayne Scott-Fox, Jay Jay (III), Pippa Dee, Kaia Kane, Cindy Behr, Tia Layne, Keni Styles, Michelle Thorne, Ben Dover, Keiran Lee, Dirty Dog, Jay Scarman, Christian (I), Steve Hooper, Jodie James (II)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Get some Sexercise! Athletic Cindy Behr takes you through seven of her tantric-tastic Porno Workouts to help you exercise those muscles you really need.
Cindy Behr is as cute as a pornographic button, with an emphasis on the “pornographic.” She enthusiastically over-emotes while introducing the Weights, Judo, Cardio, Steps, Fit to Fuck, Gym Trick and Runner segments—but her body is so kickin’ and her bubbly energy so infectious that it’s almost forgivable. Almost.
After repeatedly welcoming viewers to “the new porno workout” at her mini-gym and encouraging her sexual athletes to “feel the oxygen flowing through your body,” the true workouts begin. Although they’re unlike any traditional gym-based workouts seen or participated in by most people, they are very similar to on-camera sex commonly associated with mainstream pornography, only with even more moaning.
Behr takes the title’s only d.p.s and adorably sports an “I (heart) cum” velvet choker, thus adding that touch of romance to the otherwise carnal calisthenics.