Released: Sep 09th, 2009
Running Time: 131 Min.
Director: Will Ryder
Distribution Companies: LFP, Inc.
Cast: Layla Rivera, Laci Laine, Mai Ly (I), Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Ashlyn Rae, Tatum Pierce, Amia Miley, Delila Darling, Topanga Fox, Angelina Armani, Eric John, Alyssa Reece, Sophie Dee, Kris Slater, Lee Bang, Britney Stevens, Sarah Vandella, Evan Stone, Lela Star, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Cindy Jones (II)
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Are you ready for some pro football & pussy? X-Play's parody characters Howard Cosell, John Madden, Bill Cosby & O.J. Simpson come to life as the famous Monday night sports broadcast gets a dirty porno twist. Join the huddle as 17 beautiful girls get their mouths & pussies stuffed, fucked & sucked while a beautiful sideline reporter broadcasts the XXX fun. From the guys that made Not the Bradys XXX comes the ultimate sports porno!
We never really got into the debate of whether professional football teams should have cheerleaders, but thank goodness the teams in this parody do.
A total of 17 girls appear in four sex scenes, usually four at a time. The only b/g performance comes at the end, between Angelina Armani and Evan Stone (who gives a great performance as “Manhattan Joe,” a fur-coat wearing quarterback for a New York team).
Representing everything from referees to cheerleaders to women at home, each of these hotties really plays up to the camera, trying to stand out. Eric John and Kris Slater, in each of their scenes, get to lay back and enjoy the scenery and attention as they are sucked, ridden and caressed by four girls at a time. And those who are paying attention to the guys make sure they don’t miss out on anything by playing with and fingering each other.
One of the standout scenes has Lela Star, Alyssa Reece, Yurizan Beltran and Mai Ly using toys, fingers and mouths on one another after they decide rather than watch football they should fuck each other before their men get back.
Aside from the sex, there are some solid non-sex roles, including Rick Madrid, who gives a dead-on impersonation of Howard Cosell, and Billy Goodrich as John Madden (who even uses a telestrator to illustrate some of his points).
And while we love director and screenwriter Jeff Mullen’s ability to parody the material at hand, he does a great job of working in references to some of his other works, including having Thomas Ward reprise his role as Bill Cosby (from Not the Cosbys XXX) and throwing extras on the DVD that include a slide show for Not Bewitched XXX and a behind-the-scenes vignette for Not Married With Children XXX.