Released: Sep 22nd, 2009
Running Time: 186 Min.
Director: Robby D.
Company: Digital Playground
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurettes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Scott Nails, Mason Moore, Angelina Valentine, Riley Steele, Stoya, Lisa Ann, Jenna Haze, James Deen, Jesse (formerly Jesse Jane), Evan Stone, Mick Blue, Tommy Gunn, Erik Everhard, Katsuni, Ben English, Angelina Armani
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
From the makers of 2007's Best Release Babysitters, 2008's Best Seller and Best Release Cheerleaders and 2009's #1 hit Nurses, comes the bigger, sexier Teachers! Textbooks, homework, detention, lube, dildos ... another typical day at Fillmore Bush Academy, where Sex-Ed is a hands-on class. Digital Playground's Teachers receives an A+, starring ultra sexy contract stars Jesse Jane, Stoya, Riley Steele, Katsuni and Angelina Armani. Jenna Haze, Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore and Lisa Ann as the Secretary complete the all-star cast! When the girls' intimate diary goes missing, they will do anything to keep the teachers from discovering their secrets. Packed with eight wild sex scenes, Teachers graduates into an orgasmic nine-person school bus orgy, where the students give the teachers the lesson of a lifetime! Extra credit never felt so good!
There's one fairly glaring flaw to Teachers, the latest in Digital Playground's "vocation" series: unlike its predecessors, none of the female cast members save for DP girl Katsuni play practitioners of the titular vocation. We suppose calling it Students wouldn't have much pizzazz, but still, anybody going into this hoping for lots of hot teacher action will be (mostly) disappointed.
Not that there isn't plenty of hot action, mind you ... much of it involving two female students seducing a male instructor. Each of these three-ways seems to top the last, with the final one between Jesse Jane, Riley Steele and Dean of Students Ben English probably taking the cake for pure, smoldering vivaciousness.
The real prize piece of the whole show, though, is the closing orgy, which brings most of the main players together on a school bus for a literally rockin' blowout. It begins with just Stoya, Angelina Armani and Scott Nails, but gradually, Steele, Jane, Katsuni, Mick Blue, Evan Stone and Tommy Gunn all climb aboard to join the party. Just conquering the logistical challenge of such a setting is a mighty impressive feat, but the fact that the scene also turned out completely strokable deserves a damn medal.
There are some solid laughs here, we should mention, and it's pristinely shot. The BTS is pretty entertaining, too, with all the girls dishing about what their favorite subjects were in school, which teachers they fucked and more fun stuff.
All around, we say Teachers (cue rim-shot) makes the grade.